Texting:  Since more and more people my age are texting there appears 

to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. 

ATD:  At The Doctor's 

BFF:  Best Friend Fainted 

BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair 

BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth 

CBM:  Covered By Medicare 

CGU:  Can't get up 

CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center 

DWI:   Driving While Incontinent 

FWBB:  Friend With Beta Blockers 

FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was 

FYI:  Found Your Insulin 

GHA:  Got Heartburn Again 

GGPBL:  Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low! 

GGLKI:  Gotta Go - Laxative Kicking In 

HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement 

IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On? 

LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out 

LOL:  Living On Lipitor 

GGLWO:  Gotta Go - Lawrence Welk's On 

OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner 

OMSG:  Oh My! Sorry - Gas. 

ROFL... CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up 

TTYL:  Talk To You Louder 

WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To? 

WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil